World’s Coolest The Office Dwight Talking Keychain | 6 Quotes



Fans of NBC’s hit show turned pop culture icon “The Office” will love this novelty keychain! The World’s Coolest The Office Talking Keychain – Dwight is perfect for the ultimate fan of Scranton’s Dunder-Mifflin Paper Company! Featuring classic quotes from your favorite Assistant to the Regional Manager, Dwight Schrute! Quotes include: “Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up, I performed my own circumcision”, “Nothing stresses me out. Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors”, “Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will”, “I never smile if I can help it. Showing one’s teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life”, “How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard-working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, instable”, “Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing”. Keychain included for take-everywhere fun!